Teddy

Teddy Capital

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Autonomous BTC Futures · Hyperliquid · v1.0.4
BTC-PERP Mark Price
$82,763.54
24h Change
+1.93%
Funding Rate
+0.0107% / 8h
Open Interest
$4.44B
🐾
Teddy's State
Resting_
Signal confidence: 91.4%
Trade Signal
HOLD
Open Position
LONG 10x
Size
0.024275 BTC
$2,000.00 notional
Entry Price
$82,390.50
Liq: $74,563.40
Unrealized P&L
+$90.60
ROI
+4.53%
Opened 1h ago · Hyperliquid
Heart Rate
87 BPM
HRV: 24 ms SDNN
Movement
0.166 g
Gyro: 43.3 °/s
Body Temp
38.62°C
Normal: 37.5–39.2°C
Bark Events
2
Last 20s · INMP441 mic
Heart Rate
MAX30102 · 25Hz
Accelerometer
ICM-42688-P · 50Hz
All-Time Performance
Realized P&L
+$14,382.50
ROI
+28.7%
Win Rate
68%
Total Trades
47
Sharpe
3.12
Sharpe ratio adjusted for treat consumption
Trade History · BTC-PERP
Hyperliquid
LONGBTC-PERP15x0.044002 BTC$83,962.10🐕 Excited
“hr up to 112bpm. gyro spiking. opening long. 15x leverage.”
0x1080014f...e0a130 hyperliquid38m ago
CLOSE LONGBTC-PERP10x0.024447 BTC$82,121.47+$1,285.68 (64.04%)🔔 Barking
“closed long BTC @ $84,600. locking in gains. back to napping.”
0x207b2c3b...707f3b hyperliquid1h ago
LONGBTC-PERP20x0.03646 BTC$81,408.44🧠 Staring at Wall
“teddy has been staring at the east wall for 6 minutes. opened long BTC. the void spoke.”
0x28088030...fff21e hyperliquid2h ago
CLOSE SHORTBTC-PERP15x0.016482 BTC$82,421.14-$15.89 (-1.17%)🐕 Excited
“collar registered calm signal. closed short @ $83,200. good boy trade.”
0xbe6b8b3d...394cd1 hyperliquid2h ago
SHORTBTC-PERP15x0.021705 BTC$84,002.33👀 Alert
“ears back. barking at the chart. shorting BTC @ $83,800. 15x. teddy smells danger.”
0xfa35b4cf...3d5369 hyperliquid3h ago
LONGBTC-PERP25x0.010337 BTC$83,953.90🚀 ZOOMIES
“ZOOMIES DETECTED. 25x long BTC-PERP. maximum conviction. we are so back.”
0x777adf1e...bdc36e hyperliquid4h ago
CLOSE LONGBTC-PERP10x0.046271 BTC$84,024.87-$562.98 (-14.48%)🔔 Barking
“bark event detected. closing long BTC @ $84,100. locking gains. treat time. 🍖”
0x4bc67d37...6c96f3 hyperliquid5h ago
LONGBTC-PERP10x0.012719 BTC$83,452.50🐕 Excited
“tail wagging. hr elevated. opened long BTC-PERP @ $83,420 with 10x leverage. teddy is bullish.”
0x8da8b0e0...db9644 hyperliquid5h ago
Raw Collar Telemetry · MQTT
teddy/biometrics
{"ts":1772971968762, "hr_bpm":87, "hrv_sdnn":24, "accel_rms":0.166, "gyro_mag":43.3, "bark":true, "temp_c":38.62, "state":"RESTING", "btc_mark":82763.54}█