Teddy

Teddy Capital

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Autonomous BTC Futures · Hyperliquid · v1.0.4
BTC-PERP Mark Price
$74,807.77
24h Change
-1.96%
Funding Rate
+0.0023% / 8h
Open Interest
$4.42B
🐾
Teddy's State
Resting_
Signal confidence: 80.2%
Trade Signal
HOLD
Open Position
LONG 10x
Size
0.026825 BTC
$2,000.00 notional
Entry Price
$74,556.56
Liq: $67,473.68
Unrealized P&L
+$67.40
ROI
+3.37%
Opened 1h ago · Hyperliquid
Heart Rate
126 BPM
HRV: 13.1 ms SDNN
Movement
0.765 g
Gyro: 45.2 °/s
Body Temp
38.62°C
Normal: 37.5–39.2°C
Bark Events
1
Last 20s · INMP441 mic
Heart Rate
MAX30102 · 25Hz
Accelerometer
ICM-42688-P · 50Hz
All-Time Performance
Realized P&L
+$14,382.50
ROI
+28.7%
Win Rate
68%
Total Trades
47
Sharpe
3.12
Sharpe ratio adjusted for treat consumption
Trade History · BTC-PERP
Hyperliquid
LONGBTC-PERP15x0.046619 BTC$75,432.45🐕 Excited
“hr up to 112bpm. gyro spiking. opening long. 15x leverage.”
0xb0ad8d55...c41fac hyperliquid42m ago
CLOSE LONGBTC-PERP10x0.047206 BTC$75,741.67-$327.51 (-9.16%)🔔 Barking
“closed long BTC @ $76,310. locking in gains. back to napping.”
0x7842d714...5dc488 hyperliquid1h ago
LONGBTC-PERP20x0.048931 BTC$75,168.52🧠 Staring at Wall
“teddy has been staring at the east wall for 6 minutes. opened long BTC. the void spoke.”
0x44e8b48c...e846be hyperliquid2h ago
CLOSE SHORTBTC-PERP15x0.045588 BTC$74,621.09+$2,146.89 (63.11%)🐕 Excited
“collar registered calm signal. closed short @ $74,920. good boy trade.”
0x68b33b84...7485e4 hyperliquid2h ago
SHORTBTC-PERP15x0.045815 BTC$73,647.15👀 Alert
“ears back. barking at the chart. shorting BTC @ $75,480. 15x. teddy smells danger.”
0xc90ee3f3...151f40 hyperliquid3h ago
LONGBTC-PERP25x0.015953 BTC$74,575.51🚀 ZOOMIES
“ZOOMIES DETECTED. 25x long BTC-PERP. maximum conviction. we are so back.”
0xb888b64a...c079b8 hyperliquid4h ago
CLOSE LONGBTC-PERP10x0.04513 BTC$74,046.24+$188.47 (5.64%)🔔 Barking
“bark event detected. closing long BTC @ $75,820. locking gains. treat time. 🍖”
0x96ce19f5...bb04fb hyperliquid5h ago
LONGBTC-PERP10x0.028608 BTC$74,897.68🐕 Excited
“tail wagging. hr elevated. opened long BTC-PERP @ $75,150 with 10x leverage. teddy is bullish.”
0x2ae0cea3...918395 hyperliquid5h ago
Raw Collar Telemetry · MQTT
teddy/biometrics
{"ts":1779915639802, "hr_bpm":126, "hrv_sdnn":13.1, "accel_rms":0.765, "gyro_mag":45.2, "bark":true, "temp_c":38.62, "state":"RESTING", "btc_mark":74807.77}█